Terms

1. What this is

A personal website. You can't buy anything here, sign up for anything, or lose money. Except time. Sorry about that.

2. Content

Text, photos and design on this site are mine. Quote it with a link, sure. Don't copy the jokes. They're bad enough already and they're the only ones I have.

3. Accuracy

Work history is accurate and matches my CV. Statements about Red Bull and stuff are satire.

4. Hiring

Hiring me is permitted and encouraged. There is no cooling-off period.

5. Liability

I'm not responsible for retinal damage caused by voluntarily visiting the light-mode page. You were warned in the popup.

6. Changes

I may update these terms whenever I think of a better joke.